It was a joke dummy...

well i got to tell u it's bad joke dummy..

wow cant believe you don't know what a joke or sarcasm is.

Come on guys, that was a funny joke... given that the uranium was in ball form :P

You know he was joking right?
Maybe it was one of those super fancy ginsu knives they sell on the home shopping channel?

You know what youre doing when you cut something with a knife? Youre splitting atoms and molecules dummy!

@Imalwaysright - Haha? Another joke?

@ Racer-X Do you know what a steak is? Its meat, if you use a microscope you will see cells. Inside those cells you will notice things like a nucleous, mytocondries etc, Inside the nucleous there is DNA and ARN wich are proteins composed by aminoacids... adenine, cytosine, thymine guanine and finally molecules wich are formed by atoms that are composed by quarks. When you cut a steak with a knife the cut, believe it or not, its made on a molecular level thats why you end up with 2 different pieces, one that is on your plate and one that you put on your mouth that gives you energy to function as a living being.

@Imalwaysright

o_O

I hope your joking, when you cut a steak you're not 'splitting atoms'.... you are merely pulling clusters of atoms away from each other.
The sharp end of a knife is much, much wider than an atom.

If jimmy Neutron can be split by a knife so can an atom.

@Imalwaysright - you must be joking right? Your knife merely moves one set of atoms apart from the other. If in theory you split atoms cutting steaks, you'd be dead from the burst of energy release.