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That rectangular, encrypted Turing Robotics phone that one of our editors called "charmingly quirky" is ready for release. In fact, it will start shipping out on December 18th -- that's also when Star Wars: The Force Awakens hits theaters, and yes, the company rep admits, it's not a coincidence.
Turing Robotic Industries, creator of the Turing Phone, has announced a partnership with TCL Communication LTD to produce the world's first mass-produced Liquidmorphium smartphone. The new Turing Phone Appassionato will be co-manufactured by TCL and will feature amplified Intelligence, with a dedicated enhanced-concierge service.
Just when we thought Turing Phone Cadenza has specs so insane that it is going to be hard to sink in, the company announced yet another phone to ridicule us. One thing is sure, we didn't even put a thought that we could have a smartphone with these specifications in the near future. The Turing Monolith Chaconne is projected to be released sometime in 2018 with unbelievable specifications which include, 3x Snapdragon 830 CPU, 18GB Ram, 60MP Camera and 1.2 TB storage.
Ok, they are trolling us at this point. I think they just want to keep releasing more insane specs until we finally go...oookay, now you're really full of it.
Next release in 2019: A full suite of 4 Xeon based CPUs, watercooled with a QuantomVoid PicoPumps using liquefied dry ice, 128 GB of RAM, 2TB NVMe in RAID 0, a Titan XPC and powered by 4 different power sources, including a self contained micro-reactor.
"The Internet is full of lies, even so, to believe when we get deceived by pretentious fanboys who don't hesitate to confidently pull out some unbelievable facts or information for us to digest. If it wasn't the official statement from the Turing Robotic Industries (TRI), we could never have believed that someone is actually working on the specifications this insane."
(O.O) If they're able to pull this off, it'll make all the new phones just released and coming out look like sheight!