This administration can't go soon enough.
This will be great for when we have to move beneath the surface of the Earth.
A nuclear apocalypse that destroys all oil wells and kills all oil tycoons.
Donald Trump, "hold my beer".
They should have made it so you have to rub the phone on your face for it to work
I want one that makes me jump high.
I guess this means 3d movies won't be released for home viewing anymore. That's a shame. They look really great in VR. I like my 3d tv too.
VR might
You could use it as a desktop PC
I'm guessing it was insured.
If they made one of these that sort of looked like R2D2 but had a kegerator inside I'd be all over it.
I'm used to tattoos making people look stupid. I can't imagine how they could make anyone look smart.
You could combine the apple watch with the new wearable that charges devices by jerking off and you would never need to pug in your watch. Provided you jerk off enough of course.
I don't mean talking about it online. I mean talking about it in general while your xbox is turned off. If you get rounded up in a black van you know NSA is listening.
You could test this by talking about AlQueda and bombing the White House everyday in front of your xbox.
I usually just shove my d!ck in her mouth.