By the look at the number of your bubbles (or the lack there of), we all know who the real troll is :P

And in all honesty, no one really cares. Waterproof/water resistant smartphones have existed for over 5 years now. Nothing new, so nothing to comment on.

When was the last time you gently placed a phone in a less than 15cm bowl of water and called it water proof? Try 1m and watch these iPhones drown.

My iPhone died, dont do this! Shoulda figured since its not stated as waterproof :( Will appple replace it for free?

You do, that's why you are here