White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars

Wired: "Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama’s past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of Darpa.

That’s the assertion, at least, of a pair of self-proclaimed time-traveling, universe-exploring government agents. Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings insist that they once served as “chrononauts” at Darpa’s behest, traversing the boundaries of time and space. They swear: A youthful Barack Obama was one of them."

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Lord_Sloth3992d ago

So...They saw fit to actually respond to this? lol

GrumpyVeteran3992d ago

Yeah, I actually find it odd that they did respond to this. There's so many ridiculous theories out there and they don't respond to any of them ever. So why this? lol.

fatstarr3991d ago

it might just be lol. time travel does exist.

Vames3991d ago

Hollywood movie based upon this true story to be released next year :D

SquishyGorilla3991d ago

Armageddon 2. Another Aerosmith power ballad to whisk us away would be bliss.

Abdou233991d ago

Maybe Obama went a human,came back as an alien.

Syko3991d ago

Where there is Smoke there is Fire. o_0