John Kliner went to San Diego airport in California and had a less than fun encounter with TSA. He was in the security line to board his American Airlines flight to visit family when he was pulled aside. John was being told he had to submit himself to a full body scanner called a “backscatter” machine. He had read about the dangers of these machines to your health and was not aware that they would be installed in this particular airport before arriving.
So when John was told to step into the scanner he refused and then was immediately subjected to a full body search by the TSA. Before the search he was instructed that he would be touched in certain areas and he told them this:
If You Touch My Junk, I’ll Have You Arrested