TechRadar - I wrote a poem.
Elop stood on the burning deck / facing angry shareholders / "It's Windows Phone or nowt!" he cried / as he tried to dodge the boulders.
Things at Nokia are going from bad to verse, it seems.
Investors in Nokia aren't happy. The firm's smartphones aren't doing the numbers they'd like, and those sales aren't making up for the catastrophic decline in feature phone sales.