The newest company to enter the wearable market is...Pornhub. I bet you didn't see that coming! Pornhub's wearable is appropriately called Wankband. What do you do with this Wankband? Well, you wear it on your good hand's wrist, and you wank hard of course!
The Pornhub Wankband lets you masturbate to charge your Smartphone.
Mastercard was the first to come out and terminate its payment method on Pornhub, with Visa suspending payments while it investigates.
Pornhub is finally addressing the problem of illegal and non-consensual content on its site, but is it too late? Will it work?
Pornhub is adding closed captioning to over 1,000 clips across multiple genres on its site. These captions will offer “descriptive and interpretative text” for those who “are not able to hear the video’s original audio."
Just when you think you've seen it all...
Hate the association, but like the stored kinetic energy idea. Are there any more respectable companies that make these with sports moreso in mind?
I don't see anyone getting this. Wearing that would be quite embarrassing. Ridiculous that a company would actually invest money in something like this.
Finally; a way to charge my phone on the bus!
If everyone used this, then there would be no need for fossil fuels.