Is This New Trashy MySpace iPad Mirror Photographer the Most Horrifying Yet?

Gizmodo: A new challenger appears! Boasting augmented powers of concealer thick enough to deflect a laser and hair extensions like something from a taxidermy shop, our red-dressed heroine is poised to steal the throne. The throne of iPad portraiture terror-demons.

Before we fly in an elite team of priests and counterterrorism experts to send this Jersey Shore prototype back to the lab and/or hell she surfaced out of, let's decide if she is in fact the worst, compared to the reigning champion on the right.

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