FleshEatingZipper writes: I don’t know about you, but everyone in my celebrity/important people circles has been jabbering on and on about Turntable.fm. Never heard of it? Neither had I, so I decided to investigate. It’s not quite open to the public yet, but if you a Facebook friend who’s in, you have an invite by proxy. Unfortunately, what began with so much hope ended up with me in an empty room spinning tunes I already own… to myself. Then the room kicked me off the DJ tables.