Aliens have landed, infiltrated British nuclear missile sites and deactivated the weapons, according to US military pilots.
Remember that episode of the original Star Trek when Kirk got thrown back in time to 1960's US and they infiltrated that Air Force base? They captured that pilot and couldn't let him go but they polluted the time line and they ended up not existing. That's who's behind this.
I was wondering why my bus was actually on time today. Star Trek explains everything!
So the aliens ARE working for the Russians.
No it's the chinese.
Tractor Beams and Anal Probing FTW!
all I have to say is "ROFL!!!"
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