CNN: "So you've had your heart ripped from your chest -- the left ventricle cleaved from the right. The aorta geysering blood across your bedroom floor, on which you are currently sprawled.
Congrats! You've been dumped! And being dumped is a learning experience! Or something. Or ... it just sucks.
While grandmas, school guidance counselors and inspirational kitten posters would advise you sagely, "Time heals all wounds," and leave it at that -- it's doubtful that that trio of treacle ever had to deal with their wounds being spliced open every time they signed onto the computer.
That's right: Breaking up is hard in the digital age -- especially when the world is spending around 22 percent of its time on social networks, according to a recent Nielsen study on internet engagement."