PCW: Psst...have you heard?
Brandon lost his virginity this weekend.
Victoria called out sick to work so she could see a concert.
And Tony -- poor Tony. Let's just say he spent some time at the doctor's office for a procedure that involved a latex glove and a lot of grimacing.
Let me fill you in on a little secret: I don't know any of these people. Thanks to Facebook, though, I know plenty of personal things about them.