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Submitted by -Mezzo- 708d ago | article

Stop Pretending You Don’t Look at Porn Online

Gizmodo - Google is so convinced you don't want to see porn that it started filtering its own search results. Bullshit. Everybody wants porn, and nobody wants to admit it. Except me, of course, I don't look at that smut. But for the rest of you: It's time to fess up.

After all, everybody knows you're doing it anyway. (Google, Web)

-Mezzo-  +   708d ago
But i reall don't....

http://media.tumblr.com/tum...
adorie  +   708d ago
Oh, you.

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Speed-Racer  +   708d ago
Oh, you!

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SilentNegotiator  +   708d ago
Ain't NOBODY got time for fap!

...Oh, who am I kidding?
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CraigandDayDay  +   707d ago
hahahaha "Nobody got time for that, nobody got time, nobody got time, nobody got time for...fap." lol
MEsoJD  +   707d ago
Where's this pretending coming from? It's common knowledge that even many my friends look at online porn. Seems to me that it's a pretty normal thing. I'll probably end up looking checking out youjizz, youporn, etc... up later :3
vulcanproject  +   707d ago
:o can you type one handed
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Speed-Racer  +   708d ago
10,000 degrees by tomorrow morning.

:O http://i.imgur.com/i95Fr.jp...
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Syko  +   708d ago
Truth...but no one will comment lol
-Mezzo-  +   707d ago
HA! 24 and counting. :P
rhcpfan  +   708d ago
Vista... lol

Edit - Nvm, I have no idea why I thought it was vista for a sec.
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Speed-Racer  +   708d ago
Edit - lolol
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Septic  +   707d ago
Haha good shout. It did get pretty hot really quick.
2pacalypsenow  +   708d ago
I dont! Btw whos the girl in the cover photo?
2pacalypsenow  +   708d ago
seriusly who is she !
ApolloTheBoss  +   707d ago
Juilana Kincaid and Porn is Jack's Teen America Mission 15. Thank me when you're finished. :)
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2pacalypsenow  +   707d ago
thank you
extermin8or  +   707d ago
rofl I dare say you spend TOO much time watching them ;) if you cathat image
ApolloTheBoss  +   707d ago
@extermin8or Not really. I just right-clicked the picture with Gophoto, went to google, and voila, The name of the girl via Youtube comment. I didn't even watch it yet. But I will soon! ;)
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pandehz  +   708d ago
Not sure if it applies to pornstars xD
fatstarr  +   707d ago
is it too late to award the "funniest article of the year"?

lol I laughed too much
WitWolfy  +   707d ago
I watched some internet porn before I came to work this morning... So yeah I watch it often!
PS4OUR  +   707d ago
When i cum home i look at some porn because i cunt wait for the wife
Zechs34  +   707d ago
I fapped to this story 4 times because of display picture...

You were saying?
poo342947294792  +   707d ago
my farts give dwarfs ragging hard ons
auen1  +   707d ago
anyone know who that beauty in the picture is?
JustInTlME  +   707d ago
Read the posts, haha. According to poster above its Juliana Kincaid from Jacks Teen America 15. lol
auen1  +   707d ago
hmmm. i think she looks similar but it's hard to tell. can anyone confirm?
JustInTlME  +   707d ago
Haha, yea I can confirm. I looked it up to be safe, haha. Not sure if I can post the link here or not, but just go to adultdvdempire.com and search Jacks teen america #15....you'll find it.
Goodfella78  +   707d ago
Yes truth be known were all a bunch of honest wankers j/k...
Treian  +   707d ago
I don't though.
pandehz  +   707d ago
Porn helps my computer relax after all that gpu/cpu burning with my games.
level 360  +   707d ago
Porn is my 4th meal of the day.

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