Britain has anti-alien weapons

Cnet : Just when you thought the world was defenseless against beings from outer space, along comes a former British Government adviser to declare that the nation has anti-alien weapons ready.

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AgentWhite1471d ago

Do they know which weapons alien will bring with them if they really exist .

Crazyglues1471d ago (Edited 1471d ago )

Yes this is too funny, I was thinking the same thing..

To imply that you have anti-alien weapons would mean you have seen the weapons the aliens have and you can now protect against those...

"So Let me get this straight.." the Brits say they have anti-alien weapons ready to go Day one... and they don't need beta testing because there already good... "Oh god I hope they don't work like Apple Maps"


vulcanproject1471d ago (Edited 1471d ago )

Look, we can't keep illegals out clinging onto the bottom of the eurostar.

Let alone aliens that travelled halfway across the galaxy to no doubt exploit Britain's fine free national healthcare.

They turn up and we'll give them a free house, welfare money and gratis gastric band surgery like everyone else.

Why o why1471d ago (Edited 1471d ago )


Cynical much

........true though.

@ crazy

If they have weapons they probably have data or real knowledge of outer world tech. Its not too silly to believe the earth has been visited on many occasions. If our governments let the masses know most religions would be questioned harder than they are tech heads dismiss the church and religion but they (in their various versions) still holds power.

Soften us up with films and media.... desensitize us to the notion....educate..who knows.

Crazyglues1471d ago (Edited 1471d ago )

@ Why o why

so wait you are telling me you believe in Aliens from outer space..

I personally have never seen an alien in my life and when someone tells me they believe someone else / like the government has seen aliens - I tend to want to sell those people a bridge at a really low price...

and for a small fee of $59.95 I can put a low jack on it... LoL

I mean seriously, come on' Aliens... Maybe there's another reason why the gov. tells you that there are aliens out there, could it be, because building a dam Area 51 is a huge waste of money that no one will approve.

-But as soon as I say aliens are found out there we suddenly have a huge budget to build an outrageous facility... -Doing god knows what

- http://science.howstuffwork...

I guess you still believe the world is ending in 2012.. -well good luck with that one.., tell me all about it in 2013.

Oh but you have a good point, you can't be too safe, I have some anti-alien computer virus protection that I can sell you for $169 dollars, it keeps aliens from being able to see what your typing... ?

I can get it to you for that extra low price because your going to be one of the first people to test it.. -Don't worry if you can't see the box or the software because they are both invisible...

I just need your credit card info and I'll get that right out to you.


Awesome-Xanto1471d ago (Edited 1471d ago )

If you honestly believe that out of the entire universe that humans are the only intelligent beings then your not being very logical.

There are estimated billions of galaxies in the universe. Are you telling me we are the ONLY galaxy out of billions with life? I'm not saying aliens are little green men, but the probability of aliens existing is very very good.

Just because you can't see something, that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Why o why1470d ago (Edited 1470d ago )

Crazyglues.. I dont believe the world was ending or i woulda left stratford where i live with my family know where the apocolympics was supposed to be. ¬_¬

What I am saying is that there has been way too much evidence suggesting we are not the ONLY lifeform in this here universe... Im not a conspiracy theorist but once you've seen real life hieroglyphs depicting things in the sky in a time where there weren't planes you have to open your eyes .... if even just a little. Most things stay hidden because humans lost their higher senses....Diluted, living off tangible proof alone... The ol 'If it cant be proven to ME it doesn't exist' type beliefs.. keeps people safe and secluded i guess. So yeah, take the pee out of me but I'd look at the ancient Egyptians pictures over an alex jones or david ike BUT it didnt take the viewing of the hieroglyphs for me to at least considered there may be life out there beforehand

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Somebody1471d ago

They finally weaponized the Tesseract that their spies took from Hitler.

vulcanproject1471d ago

Thats right aliens. You better watch your asses, we kept Winston Churchill AND Oliver Cromwell on ice, and if worse comes to worse we'll deploy Maggie Thatcher too

Mikefizzled1471d ago

Why don't we just give them Thatcher instead?

Ryto1471d ago

Oh great britain.
We pay people to have babies and not work (well I guess having babies is their job)
We are to concerned with prisoners having xboxes and getting free education.
We even give human rights to monsters who deserve nothing.
Oh, and we have anti-alien weapons.

Good spending.

SilentNegotiator1471d ago (Edited 1471d ago )

People these days sure have their priorities straight. Rewarding people for nothing and weapons to use on aliens.

Tzuno1471d ago

And i have the lotto numbers.

Crazyglues1471d ago

Uh.. if you don't mind I'm going to need to see those numbers for my own reasons, which I will explain to you after we win...

uh.. -"I mean after you win."...LoL

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