i call x86 tablets fake tablets...
they just not as light or efficient as current tablets...
I seriously can't see the battery life lasting anywhere near real tablets...

but at the same time, it would be cool to just pull the screen of my laptop and have some kinda tablet when i need one...

Dark times are ahead for Microsoft. Samsung is being bold and they might not be the first to pull this kind of thing on Microsoft.

For £900 you could buy a basic Dell laptop and a Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 for taking notes at Uni using the S-Pen. Nothing wrong with buy Apple, I own an iPhone 5 and iPad 3rd Gen but with £900 you could buy an iPad but have no money for the Macbook. I bought my kids a pair of Samsung Galaxy Tab 2 10.1 for christmas, not a high end tablet but very good and at £238 in Tesco's with £50 cashback as well from Samsung its a bargain. The Note 10.1 would probably suit you better though as it has the S-Pen and handwriting recognition.

Slitting your throat before buying apple seems a little extreme! I used to be of the mindset that the apple products were grossly over-priced and some people may argue that they still are, but once I eventually took the plunge on the 13" MBP, my perception of what a laptop should be immediately changed.

I've had mine now for two years and it still astonishes me how well-made this thing feels. Yes, you can get the same spec or higher processors and RAM as standard on cheaper windows laptops but the overall hardware in the lower price ranges pales in comparison.

The flex on the screens and creaks in the plastic cases of my past windows laptops always unsettled me and I've never found a laptop (in any price range) with a trackpad that works as well as this one.

Haters will no doubt continue to hate on apple products, but if you spend any time getting to know the OS and the hardware, there's a good chance you'll be won over.